Stun and Done: A Viking's Guide to Stun Kills in Assassin's Creed Valhalla
You there, fellow traveler of the frozen north! Ever dreamt of leaving your enemies feeling more confused than a longboat in a blizzard? Then fret no more, because this here guide will turn you into a stun-slinging, skull-cracking champion!
Step One: Befriend the Art of Parry
Think of a parry as the verbal equivalent of a sassy "Nope!" It's how you politely (with a hint of steel) deflect an enemy's attack. Here's the catch: you gotta time it juuuust right. A hair too early and you look like you're trying to hug a flaming torch. A hair too late, well, let's just say Valhalla might be getting a new guest...you.
Pro-Tip: Those fancy glowing red attacks? They're unblockable. Don't even try to be a hero, a well-timed dodge
Step Two: The Stun Meter - Your New Best Friend (Maybe)
Every parry you land chips away at your opponent's stun meter. Imagine it like a rage meter, but instead of going Super Saiyan, they just stand there looking like they forgot why they picked up a sword in the first place. Once their meter is depleted (think blinking red, like a reindeer's nose on overdrive), BAM! Stun city, population: your soon-to-be-flattened foe.
Things to Keep in Mind: Different enemies have different stun resistance. Those hulking brutes with giant axes? They take a lot more convincing than a scrawny archer. Be patient, Vikingr!
Step Three: Unleash the Fury! (The Fun Part)
Now comes the good stuff. Once your enemy is properly stunned (and slightly bewildered), hit that right stick click (or your preferred stun button) and witness the glory! Eivor will unleash a devastating attack, leaving your opponent looking like they took a tumble down a mountain...face first.
Warning: This move can be flashy, but don't get too carried away. It leaves you open for a counter-attack if you miss. Remember, even a Viking needs to choose their battles wisely.
Now You're a Stun Master (Well, Almost)
There you have it! With a little practice, you'll be leaving enemies feeling more stunned than a squirrel who just found a mountain of nuts. Remember, practice makes perfect, and who knows, you might even impress Odin himself with your stunning display of...well, stunning!
Bonus Tip: Feeling fancy? Try stunning an enemy and then shooting them with an arrow (not in the head, unless you're aiming for a quick kill). This resets their stun meter but leaves them open for another glorious stun attack! Now go forth and conquer, but most importantly, have fun!