Doodling Diamonds: A Beginner's Guide to Drawing Like a Major Leaguer (Except for the Throwing)
Let's face it, folks, watching baseball is awesome. But let's be honest, sometimes those innings can feel a little... long. Especially when you're stuck next to Uncle Steve who keeps explaining the offside offside strategy (is there even such a thing?). Fear not, fellow fans! Channel your inner Picasso (or at least a slightly-more-talented-than-a-toddler Picasso) with this guide to drawing MLB logos!
Step 1: Grab Your Tools (But Not That Bat You Keep Behind the Couch)
You'll need the following:
- Paper: Printer paper? Fancy sketchbook? A napkin you snagged from that questionable hot dog vendor? The world is your canvas (although napkins might not be the best for detailed stitching on the Dodgers' baseball).
- Pencils: A good ol' #2 will do, but feel free to break out a fancy set of drawing pencils if you're feeling adventurous. Just don't blame me if Uncle Steve borrows your sky blue for his "artistic interpretation" of the sky.
- Eraser: Because, let's be real, nobody draws a perfect circle the first time unless their name is a compass.
- Optional: Crayons, markers, colored pencils - unleash your inner rainbow on these logos! Just remember, some teams (looking at you, Blue Jays) might not appreciate a complete color overhaul.
Pro Tip: If you're feeling fancy, find a picture of the logo you want to draw online. Print it out or use a tablet to display it next to your masterpiece in progress.
Step 2: Choosing Your Champion - Difficulty Levels
MLB boasts a plethora of logos, each with its own artistic personality. We'll explore a few from easy to "hold my beer and watch this."
Easy Breezy:
- The New York Yankees: It's a letter. You got this. Just focus on making that "Y" look like it just won a pennant.
- The Atlanta Braves: A tomahawk? Easy! Though maybe skip the intricate feather details unless you're aiming for a more abstract masterpiece.
Medium Mashup:
- The Los Angeles Dodgers: A baseball with wings? No sweat! Just remember, wings are supposed to be symmetrical-ish.
- The Chicago Cubs: A bear? You're practically there! Though those friendly eyes might be a challenge if you struggle with drawing circles without making them look like lopsided eggs.
Hardballer Heroes:
- The Philadelphia Phillies: A freakin' cheesesteak with a hat? Now you're talking! This one requires some artistic finesse, but the payoff will be worth the confused stares from Uncle Steve.
- The San Francisco Giants: An orange bridge? Child's play, right? Wrong. Those intricate suspension cables will test your hand-eye coordination like a high and tight fastball.
Remember: Don't be discouraged if your Miguel Cabrera swings don't exactly translate to artistic home runs. The beauty of drawing is that there are no strikeouts, only creative interpretations!
Step 3: Unleash Your Inner Fanatic (and Maybe Avoid Uncle Steve's "Expert" Advice)
Now that you've got your tools and your team picked, it's time to let your artistic flag fly! Draw slow, take breaks (to heckle the opposing team, of course), and most importantly, have fun!
Bonus Tip: If Uncle Steve insists on critiquing your artistic renditions, politely remind him that while his knowledge of the offside offside strategy might be unmatched, his artistic expertise seems to be stuck in little league finger painting.
So there you have it, folks! With a little practice, you'll be drawing MLB logos like a pro (or at least someone who can impress their friends at the next game). Now get out there and doodle some diamonds!