So You Want to Be Clint Eastwood at Your Local Bank? Hold Your Horses...
Thinking of channeling your inner Dirty Harry at the bank? Maybe you've been watching a few too many westerns and fancy a showdown with a rogue teller. Well, hold onto your Stetson there, partner, because Washington state law and common sense might throw a wrench in your six-shooter serenade.
The Law, It Don't Like Guns in Banks (Unless...)
Here's the lowdown: Washington law prohibits folks, with or without a concealed carry permit, from waltzing into a bank with a firearm. That means no pistols, no rifles, not even that antique musket you inherited from great-great-grandpappy. Seems those pesky lawmakers figured banks are prime targets for sticky fingers, and adding more firepower to the mix might not be the brightest idea.
There is a teeny tiny exception to this rule. You can keep your concealed pistol with you if you directly ask the bank manager for permission and they give you a thumbs up. But let's be honest, unless you're BFFs with the bank manager and they recognize you from your weekly visits to their coin counting machine, this ain't happening.
Now, what about openly carrying a gun? Washington is an open carry state, so technically you could strut in with your iron on your hip. But here's the thing: Banks are private property, and they have the right to say "no way, José" to firearms on their premises. Most banks will have signage indicating this, and if you ignore it, security might be less than thrilled with your John Wayne impression.
Common Sense Says Don't Be That Guy (or Gal)
Look, bringing a gun to a bank is just a bad idea. It creates a tense situation for everyone involved, and can easily be mistaken for a robbery attempt. Unless you're planning to take down a gang of marmot bank robbers (highly unlikely, let's be real), leaving your firearm at home is the smarter, safer choice.
Think of it this way: Would you bring your sword to a tea party? Exactly. Banks are for transactions, not theatrics.
Bonus Tip: Banks Like Calm and Collected Customers
Let's face it, even the most patient teller might get a little jittery if you waltz in looking like you're about to tame the wild west. Banks appreciate customers who are friendly, respectful, and, most importantly, not packing heat.
So ditch the six-shooter, grab your checkbook (or debit card, we're modern here), and make your bank visit a smooth and pleasant experience for everyone.
How-To FAQ for the Gun-Curious Banker:
How to get a concealed carry permit in Washington?
Check with your local county sheriff's office for permit requirements and application procedures.
How to find out if a bank prohibits firearms?
Look for signage on the entrance doors or ask a bank employee.
How to unload and secure your firearm before entering a bank?
This depends on the specific type of firearm. Always follow proper gun safety protocols.
How to avoid accidentally setting off the bank's silent alarm?
Best to leave the firearm at home and avoid any misunderstandings.
How to look like a total badass without a gun?
Confidence is key! Walk tall, make eye contact, and wear a bolo tie (optional, but highly encouraged).