The Burning Question: How Much Does a Pack-a-Punch Cost in the Golden State?
Ah, California, the land of sunshine, surf, and... shockingly expensive cigarettes. If you're a smoker (and hey, no judgment here, we all have our vices) visiting or residing in this glorious state, you might be wondering: just how much does a carton of Marlboros set you back these days?
Brace Yourself: It Ain't Cheap
Let's just cut to the chase: cigarettes in California are about as affordable as a beachfront mansion (spoiler alert: they're not). Taxes, my friends, taxes are the culprit here. California boasts some of the highest cigarette taxes in the nation, which means a pack of your favorite Marlboros can set you back anywhere from $10 to $14.
So, How Much is a Carton? You Do the Math (Because It Hurts Less)
A carton, by definition, has 10 packs. So, if we do some quick (and slightly depressing) math, we're looking at a cool $100 to $140 for a carton of Marlboros. That's enough to buy a fancy avocado toast or a participation trophy-sized frozen yogurt.
But Wait, There's More (and It's Not Good News)
Now, here's the kicker: this is just an estimate. Prices can vary depending on the specific type of Marlboros (Reds, Lights, Menthols, you name it), the brand (because let's face it, there are cheaper options, but are you really going to risk it?), and of course, the location. Think fancy Beverly Hills tobacco shop versus a hole-in-the-wall convenience store in Bakersfield.
The Silver Lining (Maybe?)
Look, we get it. This isn't exactly the news you were hoping for. But hey, on the bright side (or maybe the non-cancerous side?), these high prices might be just the push you need to quit smoking altogether. Think of all the avocado toast you could buy with the money you save!
Or, Here's a Crazy Idea:
Take up a new hobby! Birdwatching is supposed to be very calming. Unless, of course, you're allergic to feathers.
The Final Verdict
A carton of Marlboros in California is gonna cost you a pretty penny. But hey, at least the weather's nice?