So You Want to Channel Your Inner Rams Artist? A Hilariously Unqualified Guide to Drawing the LA Logo
Let's face it, folks, there's more to being a die-hard Rams fan than just screaming at the TV (though, let's be honest, that's a big part of the fun). You gotta show your devotion, wear the colors (blue and yellow, not accidentally the colors of a particularly enthusiastic bumblebee), and, most importantly, be able to recreate that glorious logo on a whim.
Now, you might be thinking, "Isn't that a job for fancy art schools and people who can hold a pencil correctly?" Fear not, trembling fan! Today, we're throwing those fancy techniques out the window and replacing them with pure Rams spirit... and maybe a few laughs along the way.
Step 1: Gather Your Supplies (or Whatever You Can Find)
- A writing utensil: Pencil, pen, crayon lipstick (hey, we're not judging here) – the key is to leave your mark, Rams style!
- Paper (or a non-living substitute): Napkin, stray receipt, the back of your hand in a pinch (though be warned, sweaty palms don't make for the best canvas).
- Optional but highly encouraged: A sprinkle of confidence (fake it 'til you make it!), a healthy dose of team spirit, and a silent prayer to the football gods for artistic guidance.
Pro-Tip: If you're feeling fancy, grab some blue and yellow colored pencils. But really, who are we kidding? Rams fans are bold, not afraid to get a little messy!
Step 2: Embrace the "L" Like a Champion
- Start with a capital "L". No need for perfect calligraphy here – this is the NFL, not a spelling bee. Think of it as a tribute to the legendary "Lombardi Trophy," which the Rams, ahem, might hypothetically win again someday.
- Get a little wild! Let that "L" have some personality. Maybe it's doing a victory dance, or maybe it just ate a questionable stadium hot dog and needs a nap. You be the artist, you be the judge.
Step 3: Let Your "A" Ascend Like a Soaring Punt
- Now, for the "A." Remember, this isn't your grandma's doily. This "A" is here to win.
- Imagine it as a majestic yellow flag, proudly declaring your Rams fandom to the world. Or maybe it's a giant slice of cheese (Wisconsin, take note).
- Don't worry about perfect symmetry. As long as it vaguely resembles an "A," you're golden.
Step 4: The Magical Horn... or is it a Bolt? You Decide!
- Here comes the fun part: the horn (or bolt, depending on who you ask).
- Channel your inner Michelangelo (or at least that guy who drew the cave paintings at Lascaux).
- This horn/bolt represents the Rams' powerful defense, so make it fierce! Think of a lightning strike, a bull's horns, or maybe even a giant yellow pretzel (hey, all that stadium food is bound to inspire someone).
Important Note: There will be debate over whether this is a horn or a bolt. Embrace the chaos! It's all part of the fun of being a Rams fan.
Step 5: The Final Flourish (or Scribble)
- Take a step back and admire your masterpiece.
- Does it vaguely resemble the LA Rams logo? That's a win!
- Does it look more like a herd of angry bananas celebrating a touchdown? Even better!
- Boldly sign your work (or maybe just write "Go Rams!" for authenticity).
Congratulations! You've just drawn the LA Rams logo in all its, ahem, artistic glory. Now get out there and show off your skills, or at least confuse everyone with your artistic interpretation. Remember, it's not about perfection, it's about the passion! And who knows, maybe your unique rendition will become the next viral Rams fan art sensation.