So You Think You've Got a NYT-Worthy Opinion? Here's How to Not Embarrass Yourself (Too Much) While Trying to Get Published
We've all been there. Scrolling through the comments section of an article, fists clenched, muttering, "I could write a better piece than this!" Well, my friend, now's your chance to prove it! But hold on to your horses (or whatever animal best represents your fiery opinion) before you hit submit. Getting published in the esteemed New York Times op-ed section is no easy feat. It's like trying to convince your grandma that emojis are a legitimate form of communication. Not impossible, but it requires a certain finesse.
Step 1: Craft Your Magnum Opus (Without the Actual Magnum)
No, but seriously, write a fantastic piece. This isn't the time to unleash your inner internet troll. Be clear, concise, and most importantly, interesting. The editors at the NYT have a nose for sniffing out boring, they've seen it all before. Make your argument fresh, funny (if that's your style), and informative.
Here's the not-so-secret secret: They love a good dose of humor too. If you can make them chuckle while making a strong point, you're halfway there. Just avoid puns. Trust me on this one.
Step 2: Formatting Fun! (Not Really, But It Matters)
The New York Times isn't exactly known for its wild and crazy layouts. Stick to the format gods and keep your word count between 400 and 1200. They won't disqualify you for going a bit over, but brevity is your friend here.
Also, make sure your bio is snappy and attention-grabbing. Don't just list your past jobs. Tell them why you're the perfect person to be pontificating on this particular issue.
Step 3: Sending Your Baby Off Into the World (The World of Opinionated Journalism)
There's only one way to submit to the NYT op-ed section: email. Fire off your masterpiece to opinion@nytimes.com and pray to the journalism gods.
Here's the kicker: They're a busy bunch. If you don't hear back within three business days, consider it a polite rejection (and move on!).
Now, some bonus tips to avoid rookie mistakes:
- Proofread. Like, a million times. Typos scream "amateur hour" faster than you can say "blogger."
- Make sure your opinion is original. They're not looking for a rehash of yesterday's news.
- Don't be afraid to be controversial, but be respectful. There's a fine line between fiery and flaming out.
Feeling overwhelmed? Don't worry, we've got you covered!
FAQ: Frequently Asked Frustrations (and How to Avoid Them)
How to write a catchy headline?
Intrigue is your friend! Think short, sweet, and sparks curiosity.
How to deal with rejection?
Rejection is part of the game, grasshopper. Take a deep breath, revise your piece, and try another publication!
How long does the whole process take?
Weeks, my friend, weeks. Be patient (and maybe channel that energy into writing another op-ed!).
How do I know if I'm qualified to write an op-ed?
If you have a strong opinion and can back it up with evidence, you're in the running!
How many times can I submit the same piece?
Just once, please! The NYT likes things fresh.
So there you have it! Now go forth and conquer the op-ed page (or at least get a good chuckle out of the editors). Remember, even if you don't get published in the NYT this time, the journey of crafting a compelling argument is a valuable one. Just try not to hold a grudge against your grandma if she still doesn't get the whole emoji thing.