So You Want a Robot Dog? Hold on to Your Kibble, Because Spot Ain't Cheap
Ever since Boston Dynamics released videos of their robot dog, Spot, bounding around like a metallic cheetah, the internet has been obsessed. It's nimble, it's powerful, it can even do a creepy little dance (don't look it up if you're easily disturbed). But with all this technological wonder comes a hefty price tag that could leave your wallet whimpering like a scared puppy.
Just How Much Does a Spot Cost?
Brace yourself, dog lover: a Boston Dynamics Spot will set you back a cool $74,500. Yeah, that's more than most people pay for their actual house (unless you live in a particularly fancy doghouse). For that price, you could buy a fleet of robot vacuums, train a real dog to do your laundry, or hire someone to follow you around on all fours pretending to be a dog. But hey, if you've got the cash and a serious need for a robot companion who can handle rough terrain, then Spot might just be your best (and most expensive) friend.
But Wait, There's More!
Think $74,500 is the only cost? Think again! Spot is a high-maintenance machine. Here are a few additional expenses to consider:
- Food: Spot doesn't eat kibble, but it does require regular charging. Factor in the cost of electricity to keep this metal pup juiced up.
- Vet Bills: Okay, so Spot might not get sick in the traditional sense, but what about repairs? If your robot dog takes a tumble down the stairs, replacing those fancy robot legs ain't gonna be cheap.
- Robot Doggy Daycare: Can't take Spot to the park? Robot doggy daycare centers are popping up all over (probably). Just be prepared to shell out some extra dough to keep your pup entertained.
Okay, I'm Sold. How Do I Get My Hands on a Spot?
Hold your horses (or robot dogs) there, cowboy. Spot isn't exactly available for purchase on Amazon just yet. You'll need to contact Boston Dynamics directly and inquire about their leasing options. Because who wants to outright buy a robot dog when you can lease one and return it when the novelty wears off? (Just kidding... kind of.)
How To Spot FAQs
How to afford a Spot?
Start a very successful dog walking business or convince your boss that a robot dog is a totally necessary office expense.
How to train a Spot?
Spot comes pre-programmed for a variety of tasks. You can also download additional apps and features to customize your robot dog's behavior. Just don't try to teach it fetch... Trust us.
How to walk a Spot?
Spot can walk itself, but you can also use a tablet to control its movements. Just be prepared for some confused stares from onlookers who think you're walking an unusually advanced Roomba.
How to entertain a Spot?
There's a whole world of robot dog accessories out there! Get your Spot a fetching arm, a robotic chew toy, or even a stylish robot dog sweater.
How to explain a Spot to your significant other?
This one's tricky. Be prepared to deploy your most charming arguments and maybe offer to cut back on other, less important things (like that third vacation home).