Hitching Up at the Hall of Justice: Your Guide to a Sacramento Courthouse Wedding
So, you and your main squeeze have decided to tie the knot, but fancy ditches the fuss and frills of a big wedding? Maybe eloping to Vegas feels a tad too cliche. Well, my friend, have you considered the delightful option of a Sacramento courthouse wedding?
That's right, skip the white carpet and overpriced canapés and say "I do" amidst the majesty of filing cabinets and fluorescent lights. Don't worry, it'll be an unforgettable (and likely hilarious) experience!
Cupid with a Clipboard: Getting Your License
First things first, you gotta get hitched legally before you can celebrate with that shoebox full of instant ramen and honeymoon night at your parents' place. Head down to the Sacramento County Clerk-Recorder's office (think less Cinderella's castle, more DMV) with your partner in crime. Pro tip: Make an appointment beforehand to avoid a wait time that could rival your love story's longevity.
There'll be some forms to fill out, some IDs to flash (driver's license, not your library card!), and a fee to pay (but hey, at least it's cheaper than a DJ!).
Don't forget: You gotta be 18 or older (no skipping class to get hitched, Jimmy!) and not already married to someone else (unless you're into the whole "bigamy" thing, which we strongly advise against).
The Big Moment (Emphasis on Moment)
Now, for the main event! The Sacramento County Clerk-Recorder's office offers civil marriage ceremonies for a cool $49. Think of it as an investment in a story that'll crack up your grandkids for years to come.
Picture this: A kind-faced deputy commissioner (think less Elvis, more accountant) whips out a pre-written ceremony that's about as long as a grocery store receipt. You exchange vows (hopefully without cracking up too much), sign some paperwork, and voila! You're married!
Guest List: You can bring a witness (or the office can provide one for a small fee, because why not?). No need to invite the whole neighborhood – this is a courthouse wedding, people, keep it casual!
Attire: Throw on your finest "I woke up like this" outfit, because hey, comfort is key! Unless you have a specific courthouse chic look in mind (velvet sweatsuit, anyone?).
Happily Ever After (Sacramento Style)
And there you have it! You're officially married Sacramento-style. Now, pop open a bottle of bubbly (plastic sporks optional) and celebrate your newfound status as a married couple.
Remember: This is just the beginning of your grand adventure together. Maybe next year you can splurge on a celebratory In-N-Out double-double!
Frequently Asked Questions:
How to make an appointment for a marriage license?
You can schedule an appointment online or call the County Clerk-Recorder's office at (916) 874-6131.
How much does a marriage license cost?
The marriage license itself costs $86. There's an additional fee if you want a ceremony performed at the courthouse.
Do I need a witness?
Yes, unless you get a confidential marriage license (which comes with its own set of rules). The office can provide a witness for a small fee if you need one.
How long does the ceremony take?
The ceremony itself is short and sweet, usually lasting around 5-10 minutes.
Can I wear jeans to my courthouse wedding?
There's no strict dress code, but courthouse chic is generally encouraged (think something you'd wear to a nice dinner).