Hold Your Horses, San Antonio! There Ain't No NFL Team in the Alamo City (Just Yet!)
Ever craved some pigskin action on a crisp autumn Sunday and wondered, "Which NFL team should I root for in San Antonio?" Well, saddle up, partner, because as of today, there ain't a single NFL team callin' the Alamo City home. That's right, San Antonio holds the dubious distinction of being the biggest metropolis in the US without a major league football team. Talk about a fumble!
This lack of an NFL franchise has left many a San Antonian scratching their heads and muttering, "Come on, NFL, what's the hold up?" Here's a look at this gridiron-shaped hole in San Antonio's sporting heart:
Why the No-Show?
There are a few theories rattlin' around the ole rumor mill. Some folks point to the territorial dominance of the Dallas Cowboys. America's Team, as they so lovingly call themselves, has a strong fanbase that bleeds that signature blue star in San Antonio. The NFL might be hesitant to put another team in Texas, fearing it'd dilute the Cowboys' market share.
Others point to the fact that San Antonio hasn't exactly been shy about expressing its desire for an NFL team. Maybe the league wants a city a tad more… desperate? (Hey, we didn't say it was a good theory!)
But here's the good news, San Antonio: The city has all the makings of a stellar NFL town. You've got a passionate fanbase, a spiffy stadium in the Alamodome, and enough queso to fuel an entire season's worth of tailgating.
San Antonio showed the NFL they're serious with the successful run of the San Antonio Commanders in the Alliance of American Football (AAF) back in 2019. Those plucky Commanders, rest their souls, even managed to pull in a crowd averaging over 28,000 fans per game. Not too shabby, right?
So, what's the hold up, NFL? We're ready for some football!
In the meantime, quench your thirst for football with...
- The San Antonio Brahmas! These fiery fellas are part of the up-and-coming XFL, bringing top-notch football action right to your own backyard at the Alamodome. You might just be witnessing the birth of a future NFL powerhouse!
- Friendly neighborhood rivalries! Is there anything more fun than a little friendly competition? Cheer against the dominance of the Dallas Cowboys, or get into a good-natured brawl with Houston Texans fans (just keep it civil, folks!).
How-To FAQs for the San Antonio Football Fanatic (NFL-Deprived Edition)
- How to channel your inner GM? Draft your dream team online! There are plenty of mock draft websites where you can build your championship-winning San Antonio squad.
- How to learn the pigskin lingo? Brush up on your football knowledge with online resources or head down to a local sports bar and soak up the wisdom (and questionable takes) of seasoned fans.
- How to tailgate like a champion (without an NFL team)? Who needs an official team to have a fantastic tailgate? Gather your friends, fire up the grill, and serve up some epic queso (because, San Antonio).
- How to show the NFL you're serious? Make your voice heard! Let the NFL know San Antonio is ready for its own team. Social media campaigns, anyone?
- How to (patiently) wait for an NFL team in San Antonio? This might be the toughest one. Stay strong, football fans. Your patience (and queso) will be rewarded someday!