Why Did They Put Mission Control in Houston? Or, How NASA Avoided a Florida Man Takeover
So, you've probably seen those epic space movie scenes where someone in Houston calmly says, "Houston, we have a problem." But have you ever wondered why, of all places, Houston? I mean, it's not exactly known for its snow-capped mountains or serene lakes. It's more known for its traffic, humidity, and really, really big hats.
A Tale of Two Cities: Cape Canaveral vs. Houston
Let's break it down. On one side, we have Cape Canaveral, Florida, the launchpad to the cosmos. Rockets blasting off, dreams taking flight, the whole shebang. On the other, Houston, Texas, a city more associated with BBQ and cowboy boots than rocket science. How did the latter end up being the brain behind the former?
It all boils down to a few key factors:
- Space is Big, But Land Isn't: NASA needed a lot of space for research, testing, and general space-related shenanigans. Florida was already packed with rocket launches, so it was a bit crowded. Houston offered a wide open expanse, and let's be honest, land is cheaper there.
- Weather, Weather, Beautiful Weather: Houston has a relatively mild climate. No blizzards interrupting crucial calculations, no hurricanes threatening to blow away your rocket plans. Perfect for uninterrupted space gazing.
- Brainpower: Houston had a growing university system, churning out smart cookies left and right. NASA needed those brains to figure out how to get humans to the moon and back without turning them into cosmic dust.
- Politics, Probably: Let's not pretend politics didn't play a role. Lyndon B. Johnson, a Texan, was President when the decision was made. Coincidence? We'll let you decide.
Houston: More Than Just a Pretty Face (Okay, Maybe Not)
So, there you have it. Houston, the city that brought you BBQ and traffic jams, also brought us to the moon. It's a testament to the fact that even in the most unexpected places, greatness can be found. Just don't expect anyone to apologize for the humidity.
How To... Space-Related FAQs
- How to become an astronaut: Be incredibly smart, physically fit, and willing to be really far away from your family for extended periods.
- How to watch a rocket launch: Find a clear view, earplugs are optional, and be prepared to feel a tiny bit patriotic.
- How to build a rocket: Start with a really big chemistry set, a lot of free time, and a disregard for safety regulations. (Just kidding, don't actually do this.)
- How to spot a UFO: Look up at the night sky, and if something looks out of place, blame it on aliens.
- How to avoid being abducted by aliens: Lock your doors, wear a tin foil hat, and pretend you've never seen "Independence Day."