Chicago: The Windy City or the Wrestlemania-less City?
Let's talk about the elephant in the room. Or should I say, the giant wrestler-shaped elephant? Chicago, the city of deep-dish pizza, iconic architecture, and... a surprisingly small number of WrestleManias.
The Windy City's Wrestlemania Woes
Now, I know what you're thinking. "Chicago? A wrestling hotbed? Come on!" And you're not entirely wrong. The city has produced its fair share of wrestling legends. But when it comes to hosting the grandest stage of them all, it's like Chicago has been stuck in a figure-four leglock by Vince McMahon.
WrestleMania, for those living under a rock (or without WWE Network), is basically the Super Bowl of pro wrestling. It's where dreams are made, careers are launched, and unforgettable moments are created. So, why hasn't Chicago hosted more of these epic spectacles? Is it the pizza? The deep dish? Or maybe it's just too windy for flying elbows?
A Brief History of Wrestlemania in Chicago
Believe it or not, Chicago has actually hosted WrestleMania, twice. That's right, twice. Not exactly a Wrestlemania dynasty, but hey, it's something. WrestleMania 2 (yes, 2) and WrestleMania 22 both graced the Windy City with their presence. It's like those times when you only see your distant relative twice a year.
But let's be honest, WrestleMania 2 was more like a WrestleMania split personality with events happening in New York, Los Angeles, and Chicago. So, it's kind of like Chicago got the leftovers.
The Drought Continues
Since WrestleMania 22 in 2006, Chicago has been in a Wrestlemania drought. It's like the Cubs' World Series curse, but with less crying and more suplexes. The city has hosted countless other WWE events, but that big, shiny WrestleMania trophy has eluded the Second City.
So, what gives? Is Chicago not big enough? Not loud enough? Or is Vince McMahon just playing hard to get? Whatever the reason, Chicago fans deserve better. We deserve to feel the ground shake as The Rock delivers a People's Elbow. We deserve to witness history in the making.
How to Become a Wrestlemania Advocate
So, what can we do to bring WrestleMania back to Chicago? Here are a few tips:
- How to start a Wrestlemania petition: Gather your fellow wrestling fans, create a compelling petition, and start collecting signatures.
- How to organize a Wrestlemania watch party: Even if WrestleMania isn't in Chicago, you can still enjoy the show with your friends.
- How to dress up as your favorite wrestler: Nothing shows your dedication to wrestling like a killer costume.
- How to learn a wrestling move: Okay, maybe don't try this at home, but it's always fun to pretend you're a WWE superstar.
- How to support local wrestling promotions: Building a strong wrestling community can help put Chicago on the map.
Until then, Chicago fans, let's keep our hopes up and our wrestling spirit strong. Maybe one day, we'll finally get the Wrestlemania we deserve.