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So, You Wanna Be a Custodian?
Let's talk trash... and cleaning supplies, and the glorious world of being a NYC DOE Custodian.
The Glamorous Life of a Custodian
Now, before you start picturing yourself as the next Mr. Clean with a six-pack, let's get real. This ain't no catwalk. It's more like a mop-walk. You’ll be wrestling with trash cans, befriending the toilet bowl, and developing an intimate relationship with the vacuum cleaner. But hey, every hero has an origin story, right?
How to Become a Custodian: A Step-by-Step Guide (Sort Of)
- Develop a Love for Germs: Seriously, you're gonna be up close and personal with some questionable substances. Embrace it.
- Master the Art of Time Management: Cleaning an entire school in a limited time is like trying to fit a square peg in a round hole. But with practice, you'll become a cleaning ninja.
- Build Your Stamina: You’ll be walking more than a marathon runner. Invest in comfortable shoes. And maybe a back brace.
- Learn to Ignore the Chaos: Kids can be messy. Really messy. Develop a zen-like ability to tune out the noise.
- Acquire a Sense of Humor: Let's face it, your job is going to be filled with unexpected challenges. Laughter is your best defense.
FAQ: The Custodian Chronicles
- How to survive a paper jam in the copier? Use a paperclip to gently coax the paper out. If that fails, call IT. They’ll pretend to know what they’re doing.
- How to deal with a clogged toilet? Plunger is your new best friend. If that doesn't work, call maintenance. They’ll probably tell you to try the plunger again.
- How to motivate yourself to clean the same bathroom for the hundredth time? Imagine the satisfaction of a sparkling clean toilet. Or, just pretend you're on a reality TV show.
- How to avoid getting covered in chalk dust? Wear clothes you don't mind ruining. Or invest in a really good vacuum cleaner.
- How to find lost and found items? Check under the desks, inside lockers, and in the lost and found box. If all else fails, create a lost and found museum.
Remember, being a custodian is more than just cleaning. It's about creating a clean and safe environment for our future generations. So, next time you walk into a sparkling clean school, take a moment to appreciate the unsung heroes who made it happen.
Now, go forth and conquer the world of custodial excellence!