Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving deep into the thrilling, slightly confusing world of "Denny on Chicago P.D." Now, if you're picturing a suave detective with a perfectly coiffed hairdo and a penchant for solving crimes with a single raised eyebrow, well, you're… partially right? Kind of. Let's unravel this mystery, shall we?
Denny Woods: Friend or Foe? (Mostly Foe, Let’s Be Honest)
First things first, Denny Woods, played by the ever-so-watchable Mykelti Williamson, isn't exactly the kind of guy you'd invite to your neighborhood barbecue. Unless, of course, your barbecue involves backstabbing, political maneuvering, and a healthy dose of "I'm just doing my job, even if it means ruining yours."
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The "Good Old Days" (Spoiler: They Weren't That Good):
- Denny and Voight, our beloved gruff-but-golden-hearted (mostly gruff) leader of Intelligence, go way back. Like, way, way back. They were partners, friends, maybe even shared a lukewarm cup of precinct coffee together. But, as we all know, friendships in the world of Chicago P.D. are as fragile as a donut in a tornado.
- Things went south, as they invariably do, and Denny found himself on the other side of the law, or at least, the other side of Voight's very particular brand of justice.
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The Return of the Nemesis:
- Denny's return was like that unwelcome guest at a party who shows up with a casserole that looks suspiciously like leftovers from last week. He arrived as a Deputy Superintendent, ready to shake things up and, more importantly, to make Voight's life a living, breathing, paperwork-filled nightmare.
- <u>His goal? To take down Hank Voight.</u> And he did this with an almost unsettling level of bureaucratic enthusiasm.
Why Does Everyone Hate Denny? (And Should We?)
Okay, "hate" might be a strong word. But let's be real, Denny wasn't exactly winning any popularity contests. He was the embodiment of that office coworker who always quotes the rulebook, even when it's clear everyone else is just trying to get through the day.
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The "By the Book" Guy (Who Bends the Rules When It Suits Him):
- Denny's whole shtick was about playing by the rules, upholding the law, and bringing "justice" to the streets. But, surprise, surprise, he wasn't above bending those rules when it suited his agenda.
- He had a talent for using the system against Voight, which, let's face it, is a bit like trying to out-strategize a honey badger. It’s a bad idea.
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The Voight Vendetta:
- The core of Denny's character was his obsession with Voight. It wasn't just about justice; it was personal. He wanted to take Voight down, to prove that he was the "better man." Which, let's be honest, is a bit like comparing a chihuahua to a grizzly bear.
The Final Verdict: Denny's Legacy
Denny Woods left a mark on Chicago P.D., albeit a mark that looks suspiciously like a stain. He served as a reminder that even in the world of cops and robbers, office politics can be just as deadly. He was the personification of "power corrupts" and showed that even old friendships can be turned to dust.
In the end he got his comeuppance, as all good villains do.
Frequently Asked Questions (Because You Know You're Curious):
How to… understand Denny's motivations?
- Quick Answer: Think of him as a really ambitious guy with a serious grudge and a love for paperwork.
How to… deal with a Denny Woods in your own life?
- Quick Answer: Avoid eye contact, keep your head down, and hope they get transferred to another department.
How to… tell if someone is secretly a Denny Woods?
- Quick Answer: If they constantly quote regulations and have a strange gleam in their eye when you make a minor mistake, proceed with caution.
How to… appreciate Mykelti Williamson's portrayal of Denny Woods?
- Quick Answer: Remember the actor did an excellent job of making you dislike the character. That is acting!
How to… forget Denny Woods and focus on the other, more lovable characters of Chicago P.D.?
- Quick Answer: Rewatch your favorite episodes with Voight, Halstead, and the rest of the crew. Preferably with a large pizza.