Jingle Bells, Gotham Smells, Who Wrote NYC Christmas? (A Festive Farce)
Ah, the holidays. A time for family, questionable sweater choices, and the eternal debate: who actually wrote "New York City Christmas"? It's a question that's plagued festive gatherings for decades, right up there with "Did Aunt Mildred really make that fruitcake?" and "Why is Uncle Jerry wearing reindeer antlers in July?"
The Great Christmas Carol Conspiracy: A Festive Whodunnit
Let's be honest, "New York City Christmas" sounds like it should be as classic as "Silent Night" or "Jingle Bells." You can practically smell the roasted chestnuts and hear the distant strains of a street corner Santa playing a slightly off-key saxophone. But here's the kicker: it's not actually a widely recognized Christmas carol. Gasp! I know, right? My own grandma nearly choked on her eggnog when I broke the news.
Is it a Mandela Effect Carol?
This whole thing has all the hallmarks of a festive Mandela Effect. You know, like how everyone swears they remember a cartoon character wearing a specific color that they never actually wore. We collectively remember this heartwarming carol about a snowy New York Christmas, but it seems to exist only in our shared imagination. Are we all just victims of some elaborate Christmas-themed gaslighting? Is there a shadowy organization of Christmas carol manipulators out there, messing with our festive memories? The truth is probably less sinister, but still pretty weird.
The Search for the Lost Carol
So, if it’s not a real carol, where did this collective memory come from? That's the million-dollar question (or, considering inflation, the five-million-dollar question). Perhaps it's a misremembered line from a movie, a line from a Christmas song that got twisted over time, or just a collective delusion fueled by too much mulled wine. The internet, as always, is a mixed bag of theories. Some claim it's from a forgotten Broadway show, others suggest it's a line from a children's book. The truth remains elusive, like a decent parking spot in Manhattan during the holiday season.
The Christmas Carol That Wasn't (But Should Be)
The funny thing is, the idea of "New York City Christmas" is so strong, it almost feels real. We can practically picture the scene: snow falling on Central Park, skaters twirling beneath the Rockefeller Center tree, the smell of hot dogs mingling with the sweet scent of Christmas trees. It's the quintessential Christmas postcard image, distilled into a few evocative words.
A Carol for the Modern Age
Maybe, just maybe, the fact that it's not a real carol is part of its charm. It's a blank canvas onto which we can project our own festive fantasies. It's a reminder that Christmas is as much about the feeling as it is about the traditions. And who knows, maybe one day someone will write a "New York City Christmas" carol, and it will become a classic, fulfilling the prophecy of our collective memory. Until then, we'll just have to keep humming whatever tune we associate with the name and keep searching for the phantom carol.
FAQ - The "New York City Christmas" Edition
Here are some frequently asked questions about this elusive carol, because, let's face it, you're probably wondering the same things I am.
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How to write a "New York City Christmas" song?
- Quick Answer: Channel your inner Frank Sinatra, sprinkle in some festive cheer, and don't forget the iconic landmarks!
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How to convince people "New York City Christmas" is a real carol?
- Quick Answer: Gaslighting is generally frowned upon. Instead, share this blog post and join the quest for the lost carol!
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How to celebrate a "New York City Christmas" (even if the carol isn't real)?
- Quick Answer: Watch "Miracle on 34th Street," decorate your apartment like a department store window, and drink copious amounts of eggnog.
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How to avoid awkward conversations about "New York City Christmas" at holiday parties?
- Quick Answer: Change the subject to Aunt Mildred's fruitcake. It's a safer bet.
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How to find the real origin of the "New York City Christmas" phenomenon?
- Quick Answer: Join an online forum dedicated to obscure Christmas trivia. You'll find your people there.