Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving deep into the fascinating, slightly terrifying, and definitely buzzy world of cicadas in Chicago. Will they grace us with their presence? Will we be serenaded by a chorus of insectoid love songs? Let's find out, shall we?
The Cicada Saga: A Dramatic Re-enactment (Sort Of)
Picture this: you're strolling through a lovely Chicago park, maybe nibbling on a Garrett's Mix (because, let's be real, you're always nibbling on Garrett's Mix). The sun is shining, the birds are chirping... and then, a low hum begins. It grows louder, a sort of alien choir tuning up for the apocalypse. You look up, and BAM! Cicadas. Everywhere.
Now, this might sound like a scene from a B-movie, but it's a very real possibility. We're talking about periodical cicadas, those little buggers that spend most of their lives underground, only to emerge en masse for a grand, noisy, and frankly, kind of gross, mating party.
The Brood X Factor: Are We in the Running?
So, the burning question: will Chicago be the lucky (or unlucky, depending on your perspective) recipient of this cicada extravaganza? Well, it depends on which brood we're talking about. You see, these cicadas are like boy bands, each with their own unique tour schedule.
- Brood XIII: The Chicago Special (Sort Of)
- This is the brood that's been making headlines. They're the 17-year cicadas, and they're set to emerge in 2024. And guess what? Parts of Illinois, including areas near Chicago, are smack dab in their territory. So, while downtown Chicago might not be ground zero, the suburbs and surrounding areas could experience a full-blown cicada invasion. Imagine the news headlines, "Cicada's take over Naperville!"
- Important to note: The specific emergence patterns can vary, and it's not a uniform blanket across the entire region. Some areas will have a lot, some will have a little, and some might get lucky and have none at all.
- Brood XIX: The Southern Swing (and a bit of the North?)
- This is the 13-year brood, and they're also emerging in 2024, at the same time as brood XIII. These two broods emerging in the same year is a rarity and is causing much excitement, and a bit of dread.
- While their main stomping grounds are further south, there's a possibility of some overlap with Brood XIII's territory. So, while Chicago might not be the main stage, there's a chance of a cicada duet, or even a cicada jam session.
- The "Maybe Next Time" Broods
- Let's be honest, there are other cicada broods out there, but they're not on the Chicago radar for 2024. They're probably busy rehearsing their next big show, or maybe just chilling underground, waiting for their turn in the spotlight.
The Cicada Survival Guide: How to Keep Your Sanity (and Your Picnic)
Okay, so maybe we're getting a cicada visit. What do we do? How do we survive?
- Embrace the Weird: Let's face it, cicadas are bizarre. They're like nature's tiny, noisy aliens. So, instead of freaking out, try to appreciate the spectacle. It's a once-in-17-years (or 13) event!
- Earplugs are Your Friend: If the buzzing gets too intense, don't be afraid to break out the earplugs. Or, if you're feeling fancy, invest in some noise-canceling headphones.
- Protect Your Plants: Young trees and shrubs can be vulnerable to cicada egg-laying. Cover them with netting to keep them safe.
- Avoid the Cicada Buffet: Cicadas are harmless to humans, but they can be a bit… crunchy. So, maybe avoid open-mouthed activities during peak cicada season. And maybe don't schedule your outdoor wedding during the peak.
- Enjoy the Protein: Some people eat them. Yes, that is a thing. If you are adventurous, there are many recipes online. I personally will be passing.
Cicada FAQ: How To...
- How to tell if a cicada is male or female?
- Males make the loud buzzing sounds to attract females. Females are quieter and have a pointed abdomen for laying eggs.
- How to protect my garden from cicadas?
- Use netting to cover young trees and shrubs, especially during the egg-laying period.
- How to get rid of cicadas?
- Generally, it's best to let them be. They're a natural part of the ecosystem. However, if they're causing significant damage, you can use netting or other physical barriers.
- How to cook cicadas?
- There are many recipes online, from fried cicadas to cicada tacos. Search cicada recipes, and proceed with caution.
- How to survive a cicada emergence with my sanity intact?
- Embrace the weirdness, use earplugs, and remember that it's a temporary phenomenon. They'll be gone before you know it, leaving behind only memories and maybe a few shed exoskeletons.